These shockingly skimpy âswimmersâ have been splashed all over social media recently â but the reality of wearing them is far from glamorous.
Deni Kirkova and Sarah Barns
Women wearing nothing but strategically placed metallic duct tape is the bizarre bikini trend thatâs taken over Instagram recently.
The fearless look is the brainchild of Joel Alvarez, a designer from Miami, who owns an âartisticâ venture called the Black Tape Project.
His striking black designs were the talk of New York Fashion Week last year but were given a glitzy makeover for the 2019 festival season, The Sun reports.
Strategically-placed duct tape is the bizarre bikini trend of 2019, but can a real woman wear one in everyday life? Picture: The Black Tape Project.
While models have been pictured dancing the night away in the seriously skimpy âbikinisâ â can a normal girl really pull off the look?
Reporter Deni Kirkova, 28, taped up for a day out at St Kilda beach in Melbourne, using the iridescent blue âunicornâ and gold-coloured tape.
Deni Kirkova hit the beach wearing a metallic duct tape ‘bikiniâ to see if real women can rock Instagramâs most popular trend. Picture: Alida Browne/The Sun
MELBOURNE COPS AN EYEFUL
Deni said: âIt was an entertaining couple of hours in the ladies loos of a beachside cafĂ©. Women kept walking in and gasping, while others didnât know where to look.
âI thought it would be quick to apply, but you need to cut a lot of it up into small pieces.â
Once into her âbikiniâ, Deni took a few deep breaths and walked onto the beach where shocked sunbakers gawped as she made her way across the sand.
Some burst into giggles, yelling the tape outfit looked âsexyâ and âfantasticâ and one guy wolf-whistled.
But when the wind picked up speed, the âbikiniâ didnât hold on.
Deni said: âIt turns out that wearing this stuff while subjected to the forces of nature can spell disaster â you really need to know what youâre getting yourself into.
âA gust of wind whipped off some bits of tape, while the movement of my neck and torso meant the tape started to flap about freely.â
She tried desperately to stick it back on, but even with assistance it was tough.
ACHIEVING BASIC TASKS
Determined not to lose her composure and complete the real-girl challenge, Deni tried to participate in regular beach activities, like tucking into an ice cream and some hot chips.
At one point seagulls made a dive for her when they caught sight of her snack, and the outfit could barely hold it together as she ducked and dodged.
âBelieve it or not, this outfit is not suitable for the beach. I had to run away from some birds and the tape just started to peel off,â Deni said.
âItâs no good in an emergency.
âYou canât swim or sweat without it falling off â and letâs not talk about the tan lines.â
Her reality was it was completely âimpracticalâ, saying it wasnât âsticky enoughâ for the needs of an everyday wardrobe item.
This wasnât the only problems. Deni had to avoid the pina coladas for fear of needing the bathroom.
âGoing to the toilet is basically a no-no,â she said. âYouâd have to unstick the tape on your privates then try and reapply it.â
But she did admit to feeling âquite sexyâ in her unusual outfit, despite its basic clothing fails.
NOT EVERYONEâS A FAN
The tape art movement is showing now sign of slowing down, with more than 86,000 followers flocking to the brandâs Instagram page to see images of nude women partially covered in tape designs.
Online commentators have pointed out thereâs a dark side to this skimpy trend, warning the very revealing ensembles can be viewed as highly exploitative.
On Twitter, one user opined: âThis is misogynistic degrading âso-calledâ fashion! How can NY fashion week support this?â
Alvarez seems to only work with women with a very particular body type and never with blokes.
âNo male example â shocker,â one online commentator wrote.
âThe moment these trends stop being alternative methods of female objectification is the moment theyâll actually make sense.â
âIsnât this just a ploy to have women at the beach practically naked for men to drool at?â another asked.
No matter what you think of his work, Alvarez is making bank with The Black Tape Project.
However, the reality of wearing his trendy design is brutal and impractical. We think weâll pass.